1. Why Trump gets offended at being called short-fingered

2. Edgelord gets elected. For real.

3. Comment from a Minnesotan on the Minnesota caucus results

4.  The New York Times comments get a Black woman and East Asian man in favor of Trump. Kudos.

5. Brazil randomly arrests Facebook exec

6. A. Karlin is doing his part. Are you?

7. Trump remains the only candidate even remotely on track to win the nomination

8. Department of Defense makes stupid threats