1. $hillary Clinton scaremongers about Zika

2. Don’t pick a programming language just because it’s most profitable

3. The world according to Donald Trump (both parts funny)

4. Trump on Israel (or is it the reverse?)

5. Trump as Cyrus the Great

6. Only 38% of Sub-Saharan Africans would use courts of law for disputes

7. Sanders, old-skool revolutionary Jew

8. Hubris of investigators