1. Trump has a really good ghostwriter (WSJ). And Scott Adams was right: Colorado was a landslide for Donald Trump.

2. Great moments in Lesbian eugenics

3. All WordPress.com sites to use https by default

4. Reagan v. Ford

5. QuickTime for Windows is no longer supported

6. Ted Cruz’s tax postcard

7. The phony war in Syria

8. Against Irish unification (pretty good)

9. Why I would never want to go to Germany

10. Spray college students in face with pepper spray; get cool $38K