1. Why Bernie Sanders is (not) actually winning. Really funny.

2. The four lying candidates of the 2016 election (the Ohio candidate is ignored)

3. Rand Paul wisely focuses on remaining in the Senate and expanding in his influence in it

4. Turkiye delenda est. Seriously, nuke the place.

5. Cruz won more votes in Wisconsin than Trump did in his home state

6. Why Trump is popular

7. Obamacare still unpopular among conservatives and Republicans, contra Krugman

8. FBI refuses to comply with court order (remember the phone?)